Sam Malone Sam Mayday Quotes from Cheers * “DIANE:” Oh Sam, I have wonderful plans for every room in the entire house. “SAM:” That’s funny so do I. Why don’t we start right here in the living room. These floors look like they could use a little POLISHING. * “SAM:” In that case, my horsey … [Read more…]
# # “REBECCA:” You know, I really think I CAN put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This will be the second one that I cooked and BELIEVE ME the first one was not the disaster that my family said it was .. those kids had a pretty good time in that ambulance. # “SAM:” That … [Read more…]
# “LILITH:” Oh, for goodness sakes Frasier, we’ve been intimate several times this last month. Look at my day planner. We were together every night this last weekend. Oh, good heavens, that wasn’t you! # “REBECCA:” Everybody hold on, there are no rats here! “LILITH:” Of course Rebecca, we believe you. (to exterminators) If you … [Read more…]
# “FRASIER:” Hello in there Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world? speaker (53 K .wav) # “FRASIER:” Well I don’t…I mean…I…I do… I…I…I nev. I WILL NOT BE GRILLED LIKE A COMMON CRIMINAL! speaker (48 K .wav) # (Lilith and Nanny G are on the floor fighting over Frasier) “FRASIER:” … [Read more…]
# “SAM:” You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met! “DIANE:” You Sam Malone are the most arrogant self centered… “SAM & DIANE:” (together) SHUT UP! “SAM:” Shut your fat mouth! “DIANE:” Make me “SAM:” Make you.. My God I’m, I’m gonna, I’m GONNA BOUNCE YOU OFF EVERY WALL IN THIS … [Read more…]
Norm Peterson Quotes from Cheers * “NORM:” 2:00 sure. Hey listen, now what exactly do I do? “MARKETING REP:” Well, you’ll be in a room with several other volunteers and you’ll be tasting several varieties of beer. We’ll pay you for your time. “NORM:” Excuse me sir, this is going to sound like an odd … [Read more…]
Cliff Clavin Quotes from Cheers Quotes # ” CLIFF:” It’s a little known fact that the tan became popular in what is known as the Bronze Age. # ” CLIFF: ” It’s a little known fact that smartest animal is a pig. Scientists say if pigs had thumbs and a language, they could be trained … [Read more…]