Coffee Quotes

funny and humorous Quotes about Coffee

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.

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Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

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All the coffee in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.
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Better Latte then Never
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Death before Decaf !
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Don’t criticize the coffee, you may be old and weak someday yourself.
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Expresso yourself

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Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
Jessi Lane Adams

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Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon
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You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee. — Edward VII (1841-1910)

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If you can thread a sewing machine

while it’s running

you’ve had TOO much coffee !!

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English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve. — Fred Allen (1894-1956)

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Instant Human….just add coffee !!
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Is there life before coffee??
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My blood type is coffee.
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No Questions Please….I haven’t had my second cup of coffee yet!!!
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On the eighth day God created coffee !
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Some things in life are better rich…coffee, chocolate, men.

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I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. John Van Druten

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Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. — Dutch Proverb

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Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Turkish Proverb
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You are the cream in my coffee !

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Coffee: Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
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We’ve shared a coffee and a chat…

As friends so often do…

So when you brew this single cup…

Imagine I am with you !

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Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis — a good hot cup of coffee. — Alexander King

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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. Bob Irwin

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3 Responses to Coffee Quotes

  1. maxy says:

    Coffee in England is just toasted milk. — Christopher Fry

  2. maxy says:

    Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all. — Andre Simon

  3. maxy says:

    A certain Liquor which they call Coffee…which will soon intoxicate the brain. — G. W. Parry (1601)

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