Coffee Quotes

funny and humorous Quotes about Coffee

This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.

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Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich.

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All the coffee in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.
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Better Latte then Never
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Death before Decaf !
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Don’t criticize the coffee, you may be old and weak someday yourself.
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Expresso yourself

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Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.
Jessi Lane Adams

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Donā€™t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon
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If you can thread a sewing machine

while it’s running

you’ve had TOO much coffee !!

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Instant Human….just add coffee !!
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Is there life before coffee??
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My blood type is coffee.
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No Questions Please….I haven’t had my second cup of coffee yet!!!
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On the eighth day God created coffee !
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Some things in life are better rich…coffee, chocolate, men.

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I think if I were a woman Iā€™d wear coffee as a perfume. John Van Druten

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Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.
Turkish Proverb
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You are the cream in my coffee !

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Coffee: Black as the devil, Hot as hell, Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
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We’ve shared a coffee and a chat…

As friends so often do…

So when you brew this single cup…

Imagine I am with you !

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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. Bob Irwin

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