New Baby Quotes

Below you can view all the Famous quotes about Babies

A baby is a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother—how reading goes out the window and thinking too.” — Erica Jong

“A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother” — Mark Twain (new Baby Quotes)

“Babies are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other’s faults” — Richard Armour

“Having a baby is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head” — Carol Burnett

“Invest in the future; have a child and teach her well” — Unknown

“It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into.” — Terri Guillemets

“Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper. It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while” — Unknown

“Making the decision to have a child–It’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body” — Elizabeth Stone (new Baby Quotes)

“People often ask me, “What’s the difference between couple hood and babyhood?” In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your spittle, your diapers, your spit-up and drool, you got your baby food, your wipes, your formula, your leaky bottles, sweaty baby backs, and numerous other untraceable sources–all creating an ever-present moistness in my life, which heretofore was mainly dry.” — Paul Reiser

“Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done by children” — Oliver Wendell Holmes

“We find delight in the beauty and happiness of children that makes the heart too big for the body” — Ralph Waldo Emerson

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