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Cat Proverbs

African * A cat may go to a monastery, but she still remains a cat. * When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. American * A cat’s a cat and that’s that. * As long … Continue reading

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Radiohead Quotes

RADIOHEAD: weRe too young to fall asleep too cynical to speak we are loosing it cant you tell Radioheads My Iron Lung I want to, I want to be someone else or Ill explode Floating upon the surface for the … Continue reading

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Chinese Proverbs

Funny Chinese Proverbs and Ancient Chinese Proverbs You will not find ivory in a dog’s mouth. You can plan a picnic, but you can’t control the weather. Without rice, even the cleverest housewife cannot cook. When eating bamboo shoots, remember … Continue reading

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Reindeer Quotes

Darn Lights !!! (this was seen on a sign with a reindeer with Christmas light all tangled up in his antlers) Reindeer Food Poem Make a wish and close your eyes tight. Then sprinkle on your lawn at night. As … Continue reading

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Neighbors Quotes

funny Quotes about nosy Neighbors Don’t criticize your neighbor until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Good fences make good neighbors. A good neighbor sometimes cuts your morning up to mince-meat of the very smallest talk, then helps … Continue reading

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Mother’s Day Quotes

A mothers duty: Give your children roots, Then give them wings. ~~~ A Mothers Poem I will not have a temper tantrum nor stomp across the floor. I will not pout, scream or shout or kick against the door. I … Continue reading

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Phrases, Quotes and Sayings for the thanksgiving Holiday Count your blessings. Feast with the Pilgrims. Gather together….with thankful hearts. Give Thanks !! Give thanks with a grateful heart. Giving thanks for the simple things in life. Gobble ’till you … Continue reading

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Funny Texas Quotes

……and on the eighth day God created Texas !! * Born in Texas….a long, long time ago…. * God bless America….’specially Texas !! * God blessed Texas with his own hands. ~~~ I wasn’t born in Texas…. but I got … Continue reading

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Patriotic Quotes

All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope. (Winston Churchill) ~~~ America the Beautiful ! ~~~ Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. … Continue reading

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Church Quotes

Church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints ! ~~~ Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic. ~~~ I have been to church and love … Continue reading

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