Church is a hospital for sinners,
not a museum for saints !
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian
any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
I have been to church and love to go…
Tis like a little heaven here belo…
Not for my pleasure or my play…
Will I forget the Sabbath Day.
Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help.
(I saw this saying on an old sampler. Note misspelling of word “below”)
Seniors can whine, recline or shine !!
(Seen on a sign in front of a church)
TODAY’S HEAVENLY FORECAST
(This was seen on a sign in front of a church)
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Too hot for church?
What about hell?
(This sign was posted outside of a church during the summer months in Indiana)