Driving Quotes Sayings

Approach school zones

as the students do……”slowly”…!!

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Caution: I drive like you do.

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Drive carefully….

cars aren’t the only things

that can be recalled by their maker !

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Drive it …like you “stole” it !!!

Drive NOW…talk later !!

Get in…Sit down….Hold on….Shut up !!

Give a woman an inch and she’ll park a car in it !!

Hang up and Drive ~!~

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Half the world doesn’t know how the other half lives…

considering how the other half drives.

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He who blows own horn constantly, soon get DEAD battery.

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He who hesitates is not only lost

but several miles from the

next freeway exit.

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Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

If you don’t like my driving…….get off the sidewalk !!

I’m just driving this way to piss you off.

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It is said that if you line up all the cars

in the world…end to end,

someone would be stupid enough

to try and pass them.

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Lots of cars have one part

that needs to be recalled:

The nut behind the wheel !!!

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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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Save your ugly face…

Buckle Up…!!

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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

We should strive…to always drive…to be sure….to arrive !

Women drivers…..NO SURVIVORS !!

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3 Responses to Driving Quotes Sayings

  1. Emmaanuel Jackson Ogbenjuwa says:

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    Driving means patience,skills and understanding of other drivers and the Envoronment.

  2. savannaa says:

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    Shut Up And Drive!

  3. savannaa says:

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    Drive to live drive to be free , be free to drive

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