Approach school zones
as the students do……”slowly”…!!
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Caution: I drive like you do.
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Drive carefully….
cars aren’t the only things
that can be recalled by their maker !
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Drive it …like you “stole” it !!!
Drive NOW…talk later !!
Get in…Sit down….Hold on….Shut up !!
Give a woman an inch and she’ll park a car in it !!
Hang up and Drive ~!~
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Half the world doesn’t know how the other half lives…
considering how the other half drives.
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He who blows own horn constantly, soon get DEAD battery.
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He who hesitates is not only lost
but several miles from the
next freeway exit.
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Honk if you like peace and quiet.
Horn broken, watch for finger.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
If you don’t like my driving…….get off the sidewalk !!
I’m just driving this way to piss you off.
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It is said that if you line up all the cars
in the world…end to end,
someone would be stupid enough
to try and pass them.
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Lots of cars have one part
that needs to be recalled:
The nut behind the wheel !!!
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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.
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Save your ugly face…
Buckle Up…!!
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
We should strive…to always drive…to be sure….to arrive !
Women drivers…..NO SURVIVORS !!
Driving means patience,skills and understanding of other drivers and the Envoronment.
Shut Up And Drive!
Drive to live drive to be free , be free to drive