Funny Fishing Quotes Sayings

Fishing is always fun, here are some funny fishing quotes to lighten up you catch

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office !

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A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line

waiting for a jerk on the other.

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A good fisherman knows all the angles.

A reel expert can tackle anything.

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A woman who has never seen her husband fishing,

doesn’t know what a patient man she married !

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I LEARNED FROM FISHING:

1. There is no such thing as too much equipment.

2. When in doubt, exaggerate.

3. Even the best lines get weak after they have been used a few times.

4. Sometimes you really have to squirm to get off the hook.

5. The fishing is always better on the other side of the lake.

6. Good things come to those who wade.

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An old fisherman lives here…with the catch of his life.

At the sound of my name, fish tremble !

Bait Sold Here

Born to Fish…Forced to Work !

Cast everything in the best possible light !

Caution: there’s something fishy about this fella…

Early to bed…early to rise…fish all day…make up lies.

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Early to bed

Early to rise

Fish all day

Tell big lies

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FISH: an animal that grows the fastest

between the time it’s caught

and the time the fisherman

describes it to his friends.

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Fish and you will receive !

FISH ON !!!!

Fish or cut bait…!

Fish stories told here….some true !!!

Fish tales told here.

Fish tremble at the sound of my name.

Fisherman and other liars welcome !

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Fisherman’s Prayer

Lord help me to catch

a fish so large

that even I in the tell of it

never need to lie…

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Fishermen fall for it, hook, line and sinker.

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Fishy, fishy in the brook,

come and bite my dainty hook.

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Fishy, fishy in the brook,

get your hiney on my hook !

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Fishy, fishy in the brook,

Papa catch him on a hook,

Mama fry him in a pan,

Baby eat him like a man.

(seen on a quilt in an Alaskan gift shop)

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Fishing isn’t a matter of life and death….

It’s much more important.

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Fishing with Suckers…Sucks !

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GET REEL !

Get your bass in gear !

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Give a man a fish

and he will eat for a day…

Teach a man to fish

and he will sit in a boat

and drink beer all day…

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day…

Teach a man to fish, you get rid of him for the weekend.

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GO FISH !

Gone Fishin’….be back dark-thirty !

Good things come to those who bait.

Good things come to those who wade.

Here…fishy…fishy…fishy !!

(I saw this saying on a t-shirt)

Here lives a grouchy old fisherman and the catch of his life.

Hooked on Fishing !!

I don’t exaggerate…I just remember BIG !!!

I fish…therefore I am.

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I hate to boast,

but I caught the most!

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I never met a fish I didn’t like.

I only fish on days that end in “Y”…

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If people concentrated on the REALLY important things in life….

there would be a shortage of fishing poles !

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If the hat is missin’….I’ve gone fishin’

If wishes were fishes, we’d have a fish fry.

It takes two to tangle.

Kiss my BASS !!!

Life is for the fishing !

Lure the Best !!

Make fishin’ your mission !

May all your fishes come true.

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Men and fish are alike….

they both get into trouble

when they open their mouths.

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Men shouldn’t fish with women because

they always beat them. Women are at their best

when fishing — no matter what.

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Never fish and tell.

Nice BASS !

Old fishermen never die, they just smell like they did !

Old Fisherman never die, they just smell that way!

One good catch deserves another.

Reel men tie their own flies.

SHUT UP AND FISH !!

Size isn’t important….unless you’re a fisherman.

Spare the rod, spoil the day !

Take time to smell the fish.

Tall fish tales told here.

The bass are always bigger on the other side.

The best things in life are fish.

The early worm catches the fish !

The Fish Story he Never tells…

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The four B’s of fishing: boat, bait, beer and BS.

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The Three Rules of Fishing

1. Bait your own hook.

2. Clean your own fish.

3. Tell your own lies.

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The wading is the hardest part.

There are bigger fish to fry !

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There’s a fine line between fishing….

and standing on the shore like an idiot !

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This too shall cast.

Time’s fun when you’re flying ties.

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To fish is human,

to throw back is divine.

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To fish or not to fish…

NOT TO FISH ??

Yea…like that’s even an option !

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Walk tall and carry a big fish !

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WELCOME FISHERMEN:

Landlubbers by Appointment !!

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11 Responses to Funny Fishing Quotes Sayings

  1. mick says:

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    there’s a worm at one end of the line and an idiot at the other

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  3. Jeremy Gasseling says:

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    Old Fisherman never die they just keep on Bobbin along!

  4. Lisa says:

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    Old fishermen never die… they just smell that way

  5. Mark Erickson says:

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    All fishermen are liers except me and you and I’m not sure about you.

  6. harley belt says:

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    Go Big Or go Home!((:

  7. Joe says:

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    Do all fisherman lie or do only liers fish

  8. Capn Gav says:

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    “Some men go to church and think about fishing, other men go fishing and think about God.”

  9. kevin mangan says:

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    A man wakes up early one morning and tells his wife he is going fishing, she smacks him across the face and replied, “me or the fish?” The man was in shock and said ” I love you but I love to fish too.” His wife then smacked him so hard his face swelled up right away ” what was that for?” his wife said in an angry tone, “its 5:30 in the morning.”

    His wife looked at him with anger and said, “for waking me up at 5:30 in the morning.”

  10. Tony says:

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    Friends don’t let friends fish alone and they don’t forget the beer.

  11. Linda says:

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    He cleans fish – why not the house?

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