Funny Baby Quotes

Baby Philosophy: If it stinks, change it !

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A newborn’s first thought: “Now what??”

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A smile is the only way a baby can say “I LOVE YOU”.

Babies are God’s proof
that the best things
do come in small packages !!
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Babies are nature’s way
of showing people
what the world looks like
at 2:00 a.m.

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Babies are such a cheerful way to start people !

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Doo-Doo Happens !!

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Discover Wildlife !!
Have Twins !!

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I drink my moo. I do my poo, that’s all I do !

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If I don’t sleep……nobody sleeps!

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It’s hard raising parents !
( seen on a baby t-shirt )

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Party…my cot………2 a.m.
bring your own bottle.

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Ten little fingers.
Ten little toes.
One cute little me !

Itsy-bitsy fingers
wiggly little toes
teeny-tiny tummy,
baby button nose-
Lullabies and laughter,
lots of “baby things”,
And then to fill you heat,
the love a baby brings.

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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one !

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