A cat determined not to be found
can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief
if it wants to….~~~
A cat improves the garden wall in sunshine,
and the hearth in foul weather…~~~
A cat is a cat…
And that is that !~~~
A cat is the only real love money can buy. ~~~
A cat is there when you call her….
if she doesn’t have anything better to do.~~~
A cat’s purr: Most effective stress medicine known. ~~~
A cat sleeps fat,
yet walks thin…~~~
A dog comes when it is called…
A cat takes a message and gets back to you…~!~~~
A dog is a dog, but a cat is a purrrrrrrson….
A home is where the cat hair sticks to everything but the cat.
A house is not a home until is has a CAT …
A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME WITHOUT A CAT
A SPOILED ROTTEN CAT LIVES HERE
A house without a cat is like a kiss without a hug.
Around here…cat hair is a condiment…as well as a fashion accessory.
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.
Cats are absolute individuals,
with their own ideas about everything,
including the people they own.~~~
Cats are categorical – Dogs are dogmatic.
Cats are intended to teach us
that not everything in nature has a function.~~~
Cats are just children with fur.
Cats are just little angels with fur.
Cats are like potato chips…you can’t have just One !!
Cats are people too..!! ~~~
Cats are pur-r-r-r-fect! !!!!! ~~~
Cats are rather delicate creatures
and they are subject to a good many ailments,
but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Cats are smarter than dogs.
You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled
through the snow.~~~
Cats don’t have owners…they have caretakers !~!
Cats know what you’re thinking…they know, but they don’t give a damn ! ~~~
Cats know your each and every thought.
They don’t care……..but they know.~~~~~~
Cats never strike a pose that isn’t photogenic.~~~
Cats seem to go on the principle
that it never does any harm
to ask for what you want.
Cats were once worshipped as Gods…
and they have never forgotten !!
Curiosity may have killed the cat,
but at least the cat died knowing.~~~
Dogs come when they’re called;
cats take a message and
get back to you later.
Dogs eat, cats dine !
Dogs have masters, cats have staff.
Dogs think they are human; Cats know they are…!!
Don’t cry over spilt milk — it only makes it salty for the cat.
Husband and cat are missing…!! $200 reward for the cat !!
I don’t do mousework…
I got a cat for my husband. I think it was a fair trade. ~~~
I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic.~~~
I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
I love cats because I love my home
and after a while
they become it’s visible soul…
If a man could be crossed with the cat,
it would improve man but
deteriorate the cat.~~~
If an artist were to design an animal,
it would be impossible to improve upon the cat.
If there is one spot of sun spilling onto the floor,
a cat will find it and soak it up.~~~
IF YOU DON’T TALK TO YOUR CAT ABOUT CAT NIP WHO WILL?
If you want the best seat in the house…hold the cat !
I’m only a cat, and I stay in my place.
Up there on your chair, on your bed or your face.
I’m only the cat and I don’t finick much.
I’m happy with cream and anchovies and such.
I’m only a cat and we’ll get along fine,
as long as you know I’m not yours…
you’re all mine !!~~~
In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.
Into every life a little cat hair must fall.
It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of kittens.
It’s better to feed one cat, than many mice. ~~~
It doesn’t do to be sentimental about cats;
the best ones don’t respect you for it.~~~
Letting the cat out of the bag is much easier than putting it back. ~~~
Like a graceful vase, a cat,
even when motionless,
seems to flow…
My husband said it was either him or the cat.
I miss him sometimes.
My little grandson is a darling,
but he can never take the place of my cat.~~~
Never ask a hungry cat whether he loves you
for yourself alone.~~~
Next to the cat….I love you best !!
Never trust a smiling cat.
Never try to baptize a cat !
Never try to out-stubborn a cat. ~~~
No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
unless my cats are there to welcome me.
No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be
plenty of kittens.~~~
One can never have too many cats… ~~~
One of the ways in which cats show happiness……is by sleeping.~~~
People who don’t like Cats…were probably Mice in an earlier life. ~~~
Picking a cat may be your ONLY chance
at choosing a relative!
Some cats is blind, and stone-deaf some,
but ain’t no Cat wuz ever dumb !!~~~
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel.
True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat ! ~~~
There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by cats.~~~
There are no ordinary cats ! ~~~
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast !! ~~~
This home is run for the comfort and well being of the cat… ~~~
To err is human, to purr feline.
To please himself…only the cat purrs…. ~~~
Travel light in life;
Take only what you need:
A loving family,
Someone to love,
Someone to love you….
And a cat.~~~
Truth is like a cat….no matter how you twist it….it lands on it’s feet!
When I’m discouraged, he’s empathy incarnate,
purring and rubbing to telegraph his dismay.~~~
When in doubt…take a nap ! (ex: cat napping)
Wipe your paws….
Women and cats do as they like. Men and dogs get used to it.
You haven’t really been ignored
until you have been ignored by a cat !~~~
You take care of a dog and he thinks you must be a god.
You take care of a cat and she thinks she must be a god.~~~