Breaking up is like underwear.
You feel better after the creep is gone.
Ex-wife For Sale…
Just take over payments !!
I divorced my husband for religious reasons…
He thought he was God…I didn’t !
Is alimony the high cost of leaving ?
I’m an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce,
I keep the house. (Zsa Zsa Gabor)
Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.
My husband and I divorced for religious reasons…
He thought he was God,
I didn’t !
My next husband will be normal
25% or men kiss their wife good-bye
when they leave their house.
99% of men kiss their house good-bye
when they leave their wife !!