Funny Motorcycle Quotes, Bikers, Choppers Sayings

Quotes about Harley Davidson and other bikers

Born to ride my Harley…

Forced to work !!!

Dirt roads teach patience.

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Harley Davidson Repair Shop

“will work for beer”

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If she won’t agree to be my babe…

My bike will take her place.

If you can read this……she fell off !

(seen on the back of a t-shirt)

If you want to ride a couch…stay home.

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It’s not the destination,

it’s the journey !

Keep the faith…Ride safe !

Live to ride, ride to eat !!

Live to Ride…Ride to Live !!

On the eighth day, GOD created Harleys!

PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome

Ride a Hog….Forever Free !!

To ride or not to ride…THAT is a stupid question !!

YES – it’s fast. NO you can’t ride !

You never see a Harley parked outside a psychiatrist’s office.

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15 Responses to Funny Motorcycle Quotes, Bikers, Choppers Sayings

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    don kaiser says:

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    you never see a harley parked outside a psychiatrist’s office.

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      TWOWHLER says:

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      Bar , psychiatrist……..whats the difference ?

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    TWOWHLER says:

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    When life throws me a curve ……I lean into it !

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    zahoor says:

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    madii is my name
    bike racing is my game
    i cross you like air
    and say
    eat my space dust

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    KIM LARUE says:

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    IDEAL MAN….. THE HARLEY, IT DONT SMOKE DRINK , OR TALK BACK, IT JUST HUUUMMMSSSSS…..

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    KIM LARUE says:

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    IM HARLEY AN ANGEL……

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    Wyo_Goat says:

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    A hornet in your helmet, WILL double your vocabulary!!!

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    Rudy says:

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    If you’re gonna ride my ass, might as well pull my hair.

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    mouse says:

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    If you can read this, the Bitch just passed you

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    Rob says:

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    A yellow jacket down your shirt at 70 miles an hour will double your vocabulary.

    If it has tits or tires it’ll give you trouble.

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      Amy says:

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      Funny, I always heard it was “If it has testicles or tires, it’ll give you trouble.”

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    Rob says:

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    People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

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    Rogue says:

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    Come rain,shit or snow…. we go! ride you bike like you ;pve your life….

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    Rogue says:

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    Come rain,shit or snow…. we go! ride you bike like you love your life….
    (Sorry the first post had a type-O

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    mel says:

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    Cars are coffins, seatbelts are commas.. the heart is in a Harley…Ride long, live Free!

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