Funny Parents Quotes

Be kind to your kids…they pick your nursing home.
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By the time you learn to be a good parent…

You’re out of a job !
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Children grow up to be adults…

but Parents are Parents forever !!
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Don’t let your parents down;

they brought you up !
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Insanity is hereditary.

You get it from your children.
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It’s easy for a parent to hear himself talking

All he has to do is listen to his children!
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Parenthood is the art of bringing your children up

without putting them down.
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Parenting is a lifetime sentence !

(A grandmother sent this saying to me after her exhausted daughter

was taking care of her four children — ages 3 months to 7 years and her

daughter asked “Mom, when will my life be normal again?”)
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Parents’ Prayer

We hope our children

look back on today

and remember their parents

took time out to play.

For though years are filled

with working and cooking.

Children grow up while we’re not looking !
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Raising kids is like

being pecked to death

by a chicken.
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Sending children to college is educational for parents.

It teaches them to do without many things.
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The best inheritance a parent can give their children,

is a good example.
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There are two things we should give our children…

one is roots…the other is wings.
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To be in your children’s memories tomorrow…

You have to be in their lives today.
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You can’t scare me….I have kids !!

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One Response to Funny Parents Quotes

  1. fatima raza says:

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    The beauty of spacing children many years apart lies in the fact that parents have time to learn the mistakes that were made with the older ones – which permits them to make exactly the opposite mistakes with the younger ones.

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