Funny Sayings and quotes about Policemen and Police
All men are created equal…
then a few become policemen.
Bustin’ ours…savin’ yours.
If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired
For the Policeman
does not frighten people
who are doing right;
but those doing evil will always fear him.
So if you don’t want to be afraid,
keep the laws and you will get along well.
The Policeman is sent by God to help you.
But if you are doing something wrong,
of course you should be afraid,
for he will have you punished.
He is sent by God for that very purpose.
I fight what you fear.
The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.
If you think it’s tough being a Policeman …. try being a Policeman’s wife !!
Policemen: Where your worst nightmare is just another day at the office.
The police officer is the symbolic
wall of blue that stands
as a human barrier to
protect the lawful from the lawless.
What you call a hero… I call just doing my job !!
The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?