Kitchen Quotes Sayings

Funny Kitchen Quotes and Sayings

A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.

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A guardian angel in your kitchen…

watches over what you’re fixin’…!!

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A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen,

and this kitchen is delirious !

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A messy kitchen is a sign of a good meal.

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A Pinch of this…a dash of that…

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Fresh Eggs…Layed Daily

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God blesses this kitchen but He doesn’t clean it….!!

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I do my part to keep the planet green;

just look in my refrigerator.

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I know that birds have little birds,

and fish have little fishes.

Then why don’t sinks have little sinks,

instead of dirty dishes..???

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I like hugs and I like kisses,

But what I’d love…is help with the dishes !!

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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.

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If “ifs” and “ands” were pots and pans,

this world would be one heck of a kitchen !!

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If messy kitchens are happy kitchens…mine’s delirious !!

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If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen !

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If you want breakfast in bed….sleep in the kitchen !

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Keep this Kitchen clean…..Eat out !!

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Lord…bless this kitchen…and those who labor in it…

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Lord,

Warm all the kitchen with thy Love,

And light it with Thy peace.

Forgive me all my worry,

and make my grumbling cease.

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Love bakes good cakes

And brews good stews.

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Make yourself at home….Clean my Kitchen !!

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Mealtime: when the kids sit down to continue eating.

Mom only works in the kitchen on days that end in “Y”

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Mom’s Cafe…Open 24 hours !

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Mom’s Kitchen: Love served here…

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My next house will have not kitchen… just vending machines.

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No matter where I serve my guests…. they seem to like my kitchen the best…

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Only cowards cook on low !!

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Please don’t bug me….while I’m eating !!

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Save water….don’t do dishes !!

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Sit…Give Thanks…Eat…Praise the Cook…

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Sit….Relax….Gossip !

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Thank God for dirty dishes;

they have a tale to tell;

while others may go hungry,

we’re eating very well.

With home and health and happiness,

I shouldn’t want to fuss;

and by the stack of evidence,

God’s been very good to us !!

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The kitchen is the heart of the home…

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The Meals Complete…when the Kitchen’s Neat !!

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The only self-cleaning thing in this kitchen is the cat !

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This is a self-cleaning kitchen….clean up after yourself !

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This is my kitchen and I will do as I darn well please !

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This kitchen is closed due to illness !

I’m sick of cooking !

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Thousands of people have eaten in my kitchen

and gone on to lead normal lives.

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Two choices for Dinner Tonite…take it OR leave it !

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Welcome to my Kitchen…

Now…Get Out !!!

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Welcome to my Kitchen

Operating Hours:

Monday — closed

Tuesday — no service

Wednesday — half day

Thursday –out shopping

Friday — day off

Saturday — eat out

Sunday — day of rest

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You can eat off my kitchen floor.

There are crumbs everywhere !

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11 Responses to Kitchen Quotes Sayings

  1. K. Black says:

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    A skinny cook can’t be trusted.

  2. Stu says:

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    This Kitchen is Seasoned with Love..

  3. Ellisa B. says:

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    My kitchen was clean last week.

    Sorry you missed it.

  4. Radhika says:

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    Meals and Memories are served here……………

  5. Nicole says:

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    I serve 3 meals: Frozen, Microwave and Take Out

  6. John Kirby says:

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    Having a well designed kitchen is not a matter of life and death…
    Its more important than that!

  7. denise b says:

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    complaints to the cook can be hazardous to your health

  8. akif husain says:

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    a kitchen is like a bathroom…..

  9. alisha amil says:

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    eat in d kitchen like cats n dogs….

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