Money Quotes

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

A tax is a fine for doing well.
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A fool and his money are fun to date !!!

A fool and his money are invited places.

A fool and his money are soon parted.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

A man’s heart is to keep money in his purse.

A penny saved is a penny earned.
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A man is rich according to what he is…

not according to what he has !
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A penny saved is ridiculous !!
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Another person’s secret is like another person’s money….

You are not as careful with it as you are with your own.
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Better give a penny then lend twenty.

Born free…taxed to death.

Borrow money from pessimists; they don’t expect it back.
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Both poverty and riches are offspring of thought.

(Napoleon Hill)
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Budget: A method for going broke methodically.

Cooperate with those who have both know-how and money.

Every man has his price.

Every time we make ends meet…someone moves the end.

Give me the luxuries in life….I can live without the necessities !!
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God gives the Treasury takes.

(Gerd de Ley – 1944)
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He who has little

and wants less is richer than

he who has much and wants more!
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I wished the buck stopped here,

as I could use a few.
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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I’d be rich.
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If money is a curse,

the may God smite me with it !

(from “Fiddler on the Roof”)
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If you lend someone $20,

and never see that person again,

it was probably worth it !
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It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere.

I’ve taken a vow of poverty….to annoy me…send money.
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It’s not how much we have

but how much we enjoy that

makes us happy.
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Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure can be rented.
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Money can buy you anything but happiness

and can take you anywhere but heaven!
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Money can’t buy happiness…

but it sure makes misery easier to live with!
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Money can’t buy Love.

But it can help you look for it in comfort !
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Money doesn’t grow on trees.

Money is the root of all evil.

Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the children in touch.
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Money never made the man.

Man made the money.
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Money talks, mine keeps saying good-bye.

My yearnings exceed my earnings.

Penny smart, pound foolish.
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People say that lots of germs are passed around on dollar bills,

but it isn’t true.

Nothing could live on a dollar.
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Taxation with representation isn’t so hot, either !

The buck doesn’t even slow down here !!

The love of money is the root of all evil and every woman needs roots.
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The quickest way to double your money

is to fold it in half and put

it back in your pocket.
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The secret of getting ahead

is getting started.
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The trick isn’t getting what you want….

The trick is wanting it after you get it.
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They call it “take-home pay”

because there is no other place

you can afford to go with it.
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To feel rich, count the things you have that money can’t buy.
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Wealth is built…

one thought at a time.

(Doug Firebaugh)
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Wealth is not what we have

But what we are.
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We’ve got a dollar waiting on a dime.

When money talks, everybody listens!

Who says you can’t be both rich and good looking?

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One Response to Money Quotes

  1. JohnnyE says:

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    Money can’t buy love, but it can sure rent an awful lot of affection.

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