A fine is a tax for doing wrong.
A tax is a fine for doing well.
A fool and his money are fun to date !!!
A fool and his money are invited places.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
A man’s heart is to keep money in his purse.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
A man is rich according to what he is…
not according to what he has !
A penny saved is ridiculous !!
Another person’s secret is like another person’s money….
You are not as careful with it as you are with your own.
Better give a penny then lend twenty.
Born free…taxed to death.
Borrow money from pessimists; they don’t expect it back.
Both poverty and riches are offspring of thought.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
Cooperate with those who have both know-how and money.
Every man has his price.
Every time we make ends meet…someone moves the end.
Give me the luxuries in life….I can live without the necessities !!
God gives the Treasury takes.
(Gerd de Ley – 1944)
He who has little
and wants less is richer than
he who has much and wants more!
I wished the buck stopped here,
as I could use a few.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I’d be rich.
If money is a curse,
the may God smite me with it !
(from “Fiddler on the Roof”)
If you lend someone $20,
and never see that person again,
it was probably worth it !
It’s not hard to meet expenses…they’re everywhere.
I’ve taken a vow of poverty….to annoy me…send money.
It’s not how much we have
but how much we enjoy that
makes us happy.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure can be rented.
Money can buy you anything but happiness
and can take you anywhere but heaven!
Money can’t buy happiness…
but it sure makes misery easier to live with!
Money can’t buy Love.
But it can help you look for it in comfort !
Money doesn’t grow on trees.
Money is the root of all evil.
Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the children in touch.
Money never made the man.
Man made the money.
Money talks, mine keeps saying good-bye.
My yearnings exceed my earnings.
Penny smart, pound foolish.
People say that lots of germs are passed around on dollar bills,
but it isn’t true.
Nothing could live on a dollar.
Taxation with representation isn’t so hot, either !
The buck doesn’t even slow down here !!
The love of money is the root of all evil and every woman needs roots.
The quickest way to double your money
is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.
The secret of getting ahead
is getting started.
The trick isn’t getting what you want….
The trick is wanting it after you get it.
They call it “take-home pay”
because there is no other place
you can afford to go with it.
To feel rich, count the things you have that money can’t buy.
Wealth is built…
one thought at a time.
Wealth is not what we have
But what we are.
We’ve got a dollar waiting on a dime.
When money talks, everybody listens!
Who says you can’t be both rich and good looking?