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Chickens Quotes

A good egg…Just a little cracked. ~~~ A whistling girl and a crowing hen are both going to come to no good end. The chicken came first—God would look silly sitting on an egg. ~~~ An egg a day the … Continue reading

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Funny Divorce Quotes

Breaking up is like underwear. You feel better after the creep is gone. ~~~ Ex-wife For Sale… Just take over payments !! ~~~ I divorced my husband for religious reasons… He thought he was God…I didn’t ! ~~~ Is alimony … Continue reading

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Diving Quotes

Approach school zones as the students do……”slowly”…!! ~~~ Caution: I drive like you do. Advice to motorists: ~~~ Drive carefully…. cars aren’t the only things that can be recalled by their maker ! ~~~ Drive it …like you “stole” it … Continue reading

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Football Quotes

Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority. (Vince Lombardi) ~~~ * Hard nose…smash mouth…football !!!!! (I heard this saying at my son’s football practice) ~~~ I would love to play … Continue reading

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Farm & Farmers Quotes

Funny Farmer, Farm Quotes & Sayings with Phrases A DEERE grandma lives here. (you could use “grandpa” also) A DEERE couple live here. A Hard Row to Plow… Daddy’s Deere. (this was on a sign with a John Deere tractor … Continue reading

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Drom Room Quotes

College is a fountain of knowledge where students come to drink !! “We also have safeguards. Any time we go into a dorm room ? our maintenance employees go in two at a time.” ~ Bob Wright There’s no place … Continue reading

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Funny Women Quotes

A beautiful woman is a paradise to the eyes and a curse to the purse. ~~~ A career woman has to look like a LADY, act like MAN and work like a DOG !! ~~~ * A man of quality … Continue reading

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Weaving Quotes

Fiber artists dye laughing…! ~~~ Fiber artists use fuzzy logic ! ~~~ Handspinners are twisted… ~~~ Handspinners put their own twist on things… ~~~ Just another fiber artist, bobbin and weavin’… ~~~ Look at the weaver, looming in the corner … Continue reading

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Gingerbread Quotes

A little sugar, a lot of spice, A woman shaped him … Oh so Nice, He’s made of dough, and golden tan, The closest thing to a perfect man. ~~~ Come sit at my table and share with me, Warm … Continue reading

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Funny Hunting Quotes

A hunter will do anything for a buck ! ~~~ New ! Early to bed. Early to rise. Hunt all day. Make up lies. ~~~ Future Hunter (This would be cute for a sign for a “future hunter”) ~~~ Gone … Continue reading

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