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Nurses Quotes

LPN: means loving person near LPN: Low Paid Nurse Nurses are I.V. Leaguers Nurses are the cure-all ! Nurses call the SHOTS ! (I saw this on a t-shirt depicting needles) Nurses give Intensive Care Nurses have a lot of … Continue reading

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Noah’s Ark Quotes

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. ..and two by two they left the ark. Be prepared… It wasn’t raining…. when Noah built the ark If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies! Row, … Continue reading

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Funny Computer Quotes

A carelessly planned project takes three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long. (Golub’s Law of Computerdom) ~~~ A clean house is a sign of a broken computer ! A computer … Continue reading

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Hairdresser Quotes

A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible. ~~~ Beauty is only skin deep. Hairstylists are a cut above ! Hairstylist are a shear delight !! Hair today….gone tomorrow !! Hairdressers do … Continue reading

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Laundry Quotes

All washed up ! Everything comes out in the wash. Is there life after laundry ??? Laundry is just a lot of hogwash. (I saw this on a sign depicting a pig in a dress) ~~~ Laundry: Same Day Service … Continue reading

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Redneck Quotes

A pat on the back is just inches away from a kick in the butt. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. Around here…we don’t skinny dip….we chunky dunk !! Beauty is in the eye of the beer … Continue reading

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Funny Pregnancy Quotes

Great Expectations ! ~~~ I carry within me a special treasure, the body and soul of my child. ~~~ I’m Pregnant…… This is as perky as I get !! ~~~ In Full Bloom… ~~~ It started with a kiss and … Continue reading

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Bowling Quotes

Bowler with an attitude: The only thing going into the gutter is my mind. Bowlers always have time to spare ! I only bowl on days that end with Y… I’m on a drinking team with a drinking problem. LIFE … Continue reading

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Bingo Quotes

A Bingo Players Prayer: As I lay me down to slumber, All I need is one more number. When to the next game I go, I pray the Lord I yell….BINGO ! ~~~ Bingo….It’s a religion.  They play it in … Continue reading

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Rooster Quotes

Don’t ruffle my feathers!!!!! If a rooster crows after suns’ down, he will get up with a wet head. I’ve got somethin’ to crow about…!!! Rise and Shine !!! ~~~ Roosters Crow But Hens Deliver ~~~ Said the little red … Continue reading

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