Smoking Quotes Quit Smoking Sayings

The Higher I Get, The Closer To Heaven I’ll Be ~~ Feel free to use our smoking area…. it’s located outdoors. ~~~ Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields ~~~ If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. … [Read more…]

Kitchen Quotes Sayings

Funny Kitchen Quotes and Sayings A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life. ~~~ A guardian angel in your kitchen… watches over what you’re fixin’…!! ~~~ A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious ! ~~~ A messy kitchen is a sign of a good meal. ~~~ A Pinch … [Read more…]

Funny Husband Wife Quotes Sayings

A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far !! ~~~ A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke ! ~~~ A husband is someone who takes out the trash and give the impression he just cleaned the whole house !! ~~~ Anyone looking for a husband obviously never … [Read more…]

Funny Police Quotes Sayings

Funny Sayings and quotes about Policemen and Police All men are created equal… then a few become policemen. ~~~ Bustin’ ours…savin’ yours. ~~~ If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired ~~~ For the Policeman does not frighten people who are doing right; but those doing evil will always fear him. So if you … [Read more…]

Funny Prayers

ASAP = Always Say A Prayer As long as there are tests… there will always be prayer in public schools. Dear Lord When at night… I cannot sleep… I count my Angels… Instead of sheep… And when I get to thirty-three… I’m dreaming blissfully of Thee… Have a blessed day with all things under your … [Read more…]

Funny Fishing Quotes Sayings

Fishing is always fun, here are some funny fishing quotes to lighten up you catch A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at the office ! ~~~ A fisherman is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other. ~~~ A good fisherman knows … [Read more…]

Funny Winter Quotes

inside cozy – outside frozy! ~~~ Season of white Cold the night Stars shine bright All is right. ~~~ One kind word can warm three winter months. Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman ?

Funny Hockey Quotes

Be kind to animals…hug a hockey player ! Eat, sleep, hockey…..is there anything else? Give blood…play Hockey !! ~~~ If everyone understood what is really important in life, there would be a shortage of hockey sticks ! ~~~ Here’s a buck, maybe you can buy a goal !! (for goalies) Hit em’ with your purse … [Read more…]