PMS Quotes Sayings

Funny Quotes about menstruation and PMS

I don’t have PMS — I’m just naturally bitchy !

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I have PMS and a gun…now what were you saying?

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I have PMS and I’m all out of chocolate !

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I suffer from PMS…

My wife gets it……..I suffer!!

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If I am PMSing — give me chocolate — and I will be fine !

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It’s not PMS that’s bothering me…

it’s YOU !!

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Next mood swing….6 minutes !

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PMS allows women once a month to act like men do everyday !

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PMS — Pass My Shotgun !

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PMS — Pack My Stuff !

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PMS — Pack My Suitcase !

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PMS–Pardon My Screaming !!

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PMS — Pardon My Sobbing !!

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PMS = Punish My Spouse !!

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PMS:  Parked Motorcycle Syndrome

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PMS — People Make me Sick

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PMS — Permanent Male Stupidity !

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PMS — Permanent Menstrual Syndrome !

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PMS — Perpetual Munching Spree !

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PMS — Plainly Men Suck !

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PMS — Potential Murder Suspect !

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PMS — Psychotic Mood Shift !

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PMS – Pretty Mean Stamper !

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PMS–Pretty Mean Spirited !!

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PMS — Problems Men Start

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PMS — Provide Me with Sweets !

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PMS — Puffy Mid-Section

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PMS — Punish My Spouse

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PMS–Putting up with Men’s **** !!

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PMS–Putting up with Men’s Stupidity !!

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The difference between

a woman with PMS

and a pitbull is……

LIPSTICK !!

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When I have PMS…

I don’t have my period….

I have an explanation POINT !!

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When the world

is all but homicidal,

all I need’s

is a little Midol.

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7 Responses to PMS Quotes Sayings

  1. selene castillo says:

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    If da chocolate’s missin’……I’m PMS’n….

  2. ShalidaAnn says:

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    P.M.S- Please Make it Stop

  3. Fareezuan Emir says:

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  4. Jazz says:

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    PMS — Pissin’ Ma Sanguine fluid.

  5. renee says:

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    They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

  6. misty says:

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    For my fellow pms’ers…..

  7. yugina sudan says:

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    Life would be so drama-free, if men understood PMS.

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