A pat on the back is just inches away from a kick in the butt.
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
Around here…we don’t skinny dip….we chunky dunk !!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Ma loved Pa.
Pa loved women.
Ma caught Pa with two in swimming.
Here lays Pa.
On this site in 1897…nothing happened…
But yesterday….all heck broke loose…!!
” If it ain’t broke, keep fixin’ it…… til it is! ”
There’s more ways to skin a cat than stickin’
his head in a boot jack and jerkin’ on his tail.
24 hours in a day….24 beers in a case…coincidence?