Darn Lights !!!
(this was seen on a sign with a reindeer with Christmas light all tangled up in his antlers)
Reindeer Food Poem
Make a wish and close your eyes tight.
Then sprinkle on your lawn at night.
As Santa’s reindeer fly and roam,
this food will guide them home !
You’ve been naughty, so here’s the scoop…All you get is reindeer poop.
Reindeer Lane … roof-top parking
Reindeer Feed 5 cents per lb.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him.”
Why did the reindeer wear black boots?
Because his brown ones were all muddy!