Billy Madison Quotes

Billy Madison Movie Quotes
Billy Madison (Adam Sandler):Oh, Veronica Vaughn. Soooo hot. Want to touch the heiney.

3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest!
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy: Yeah! You ain’t cool, unless you pee your pants!

Billy Madison: Miss Lippy, the part of the story I don’t like, is that the boy stops looking for his dog after an hour. He just sits on his porch like a goon, he didn’t put up posters or anything. That boy’s gotta think “You got a pet, you got a responsibility! You can’t just look for an hour and call it quits. So you get your ass out there and you find that dog!”

Old Woman: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy: That was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

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