Birdcage Movie Quotes
Armand (Robin Williams): You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse Fosse! You do Martha Graham Martha Graham Martha Graham, or Twyla Twyla Twyla, or Michael Kidde Michael Kidde Michael Kidde Michael Kidde, or Madonna Madonna Madonna Madonna… but you keep it all inside.
Armand: So this is Hell. And there’s a crucifix in it.
Albert (Nathan Lane): Don’t give me that look!
Armand: What look?
Albert: That look that says you know everything because you’re a man, and I know nothing because I’m a woman.
Armand: But you’re not a woman.
Albert: You bastard!
Mrs. Keeley: What interesting china! Why it looks like young men playing leap-frog. Is it Greek?
Armand: Shouldn’t you be holding the crucifix? It is THE prop for martyrs!