Cindy’s Poem:…someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms, in a sea of deep blue, together at last, together us two.
Patty (Darcy DeMoss): He went from totally geek – to totally sheek!
Ronny Miller’s friends: It’s the African Ant-Eater Ritual!!!!
Ronald (Patrick Dempsey): What’s his name, Biff?
Cindy (Amanda Peterson): Don’t give me that! His name happens to be…Brent.
Cindy: Iris? She has given more rides than Greyhound!
Ronald: You can do anything you want, anything you put your heart and mind into!
Cindy: Whatever happens to your popularity – stay yourself, don’t change to please others.
Quint (Cort McCowen): Quinton is in. Let the fun begin.
Chucky (Seth Green): Who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks?
Ronald: You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!
Big John (Eric Bruskotter): Think you can handle a brew?
Ronald: Sure, got an A&W?
Big John: No, you’re a funny guy, though.
Quint: For instance, I travel with my own wine…You never know what quality you could encounter at a soiree.
Fran (Ami Dolenz): Very classy.
Quint: I’m into class…It’s my new thing.
Ronald: Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great.
Chucky: You nuked my brother.
Cindy: Chucky Miller, right? I see he has resorted to sending his messenger boy.
Chucky: I see no boy here.