* “The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.’”
– “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”
* “It’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.’”
– “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
* “Husbands should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.’”
– “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
* “You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.”
– “Colonel Mustard”
“Flies are where men and most vulnerable.”
– “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
* “Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.”
– “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
* “Just checking.”
– “Colonel Mustard”
“Everything all right?”
– “Mrs. White”
“Yep. Two corpses, everything’s fine.”
– “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”
* “This is war, Peacock. Casualties are inevitable. You can not make an omelette without breaking an egg. Every cook will tell you that.”
– “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”
* “Well, what are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?”
– “Professor Plum”
“No, just death. Isn’t that enough?”
– “Mrs. Peacock” from “Clue”
* “Can you keep a secret?”
– “Wadsworth”
“Yes.”
– “Colonel Mustard”
“So can I.”
– “Wadsworth” from “Clue”
* “Good evening. Have you ever given any thought to the kingdom of heaven?”
– “Evangelist”
“What?”
– “Mrs. Peacock”
“Repent. The kingdom of heaven IS at hand.”
– “Evangelist”
“You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie.”
– “Ms. Scarlet”
“Armageddon is almost upon us.”
– “Evangelist”
“I got news for you–it’s already here!”
– “Professor Plum”
“Go away!”
– “Mrs. Peacock”
“But your souls are in danger!”
– “Evangelist”
“Our lives our in danger, you beatnik!”
– “Mrs. Peacock” from “Clue”