Dionne (Stacey Dash): Hello? That was a stop sign.
Cher (Alicia Silverstone): I totally paused.
Cher: Di, I’m outie.
Cher: So, the flannel shirt deal. Is that a nod to the crispy Seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in the refrigerator?
Cher: Thank you Josh, I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies.
Amber (Elisa Donovan): Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
Tai (Brittany Murphy): I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don’t have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
Tai: No shit! You guys got Coke here?
Dionne: Well, yeah.
Cher: Yeah, this is America.
Cher: So, okay I don’t want to be a trader to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, c’mon it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair, ooh, and cover it with a backwards cap and like we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.
Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Cher: Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.
Cher: Oh my god, I’m totally buggin’.