Despicable Me Quotes

Despicable Me Movie Quotes

Miniature elephants are adorable even to highly trained Chinese security guards.

Curse you, tiny toilet!

Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know dogs… they go where they want!
Gru: Not if they’re dead.

Egyptians near the Pyramids of Giza need to watch their backs. They could get run over by a tour bus

Gru:(To the girls)You will not cry,or Sneeze or Barf or Fart! No annoying stuff
Agnes:Do this count as annoying *Puckles her cheeks*

Insulting Miss Hattie in Spanish is never a good idea

We are going to pull of the TRUE crime of the century… we are going to steal the MOON! ..Gru

Books about kittens are garbage

Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It’s just that your face is so… Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!

When told to fire, bounce up and down and laugh hysterically while constantly pressing the firing button.

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10 Responses to Despicable Me Quotes

  1. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    “Let’s say this apple is you.”-Mr. Perkins

  2. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    “Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Hahaha!” -Gru

  3. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    “It was your cousin’s idea!” -Edith

  4. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    “*What?*” -Dave the Minion

  5. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    “Hi, Miss Hattie!” -Margo, Edith, Agnes

  6. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    “You wouldn’t want to spend the week in the BOX OF SHAME, now, would we?” -Miss Hattie

  7. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    “MARGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” -Gru

  8. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    I am Edith

  9. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    “All right, girls. Bedtime.” {The girls groan in disappointment, followed by the minions} -Quote by Gru

  10. Ian Samuel Nonast {Nonast rhymes with honest} says:

    “Ugggghhhh… I hate that guy.” -Gru

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