# “VENKMAN:” We came, we saw, we kicked its ass! speaker (35 K .wav)
# “VENKMAN:” I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
# “VENKMAN:” Back off man. I’m a scientist. speaker (28 K .wav)
# “VENKMAN:” All right, this chick is toast! speaker (57 K .wav)
# “VENKMAN:” 24 hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big. No fee is too big.
# “VENKMAN:” Mother pus bucket!
# “VENKMAN:” ‘Get her!’ That was your whole plan, ‘Get her!’. You were scientific.
# “VENKMAN:” We’ve been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is okay. He’s a sailor, he’s in New York. We get this guy laid, we won’t have any trouble.
# “VENKMAN:” Generally, you don’t see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
# “DANA:” That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
“VENKMAN:” What a crime.
# “VENKMAN:” He slimed me!
# “RAY:” Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
“WALTER PECK” They caused an explosion!
“MAYOR:” Is this true?
“VENKMAN:” Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
# “DANA:” (possessed by gate keeper) Do you want this body?
“VENKMAN:” Is this a trick question?
# “VENKMAN:” NOBODY steps on a church in my town!
# “RAY:” You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven’t had a successful test of this equipment.
“SPENGLER:” I blame myself.
“VENKMAN:” So do I.
“RAY:” Well, no sense in worrying about it now.
“VENKMAN:” Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
# (Dana, possessed by “The Gatekeeper,” answers the door)
“DANA:” Are you the keymaster?
“VENKMAN:” Not that I know of.
(She slams the door in his face – Venkman knocks again.)
“DANA:” Are you the Keymaster?
“VENKMAN:” Yes! Actually I’m a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.
# “VENKMAN:” Somebody blows their nose and you want to keep it?
# (opening the refrigerator to look for ghosts):
“VENKMAN:” Oh my God! Look at all the junk food.
# “VENKMAN:” Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown! speaker (70 K .wav)
# “RAY:” My parents left me that house. I was born there!
“VENKMAN:” You’re not gonna lose the house, everybody has three mortgages nowadays.
# (Evaluating a site for their business)
“VENKMAN:” What do you think, Egon?
“SPENGLER:” I think this building should be condemned. There’s serious metal fatigue in all the load-bearing members, the wiring is substandard, it’s completely inadequate for our power needs, and the neighborhood is like a demilitarized zone.
“RAY:” Hey! Does this pole still work? (slides down a fireman’s pole) Wow. This place is great! When can we move in? You gotta’ try this pole! I’m gonna get my stuff. Hey! We should stay here. Tonight! Sleep here! You know, to try it out!
“VENKMAN:” I think we’ll take it.
# “RAY:” Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. speaker (150 K .wav)
# “RAY:” Listen! You smell something?
# “RAY:” Well this is great. If the ionization rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads .. in a spiritual sense of course. speaker (70 K .wav)
# “WINSTON ZEDDMORE:” Do you believe in God?
“RAY:” Never met him.
# “PENGLER:” I feel like the floor of a taxi cab.
# “RAY:” Egon, this reminds me of that time you tried to drill a hole in your head.
“SPENGLER:” That would have worked if you hadn’t stopped me.
# “JANINE MELNITZ:” Do you have any hobbies?
“SPENGLER:” I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
“JANINE MELNITZ:” That’s very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself.
“SPENGLER:” Print is dead.
# “VENKMAN:” Ray has gone bye-bye, Egon… what’ve you got left?
“SPENGLER:” Sorry, Venkman, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Dana Barret: (Sigourney Weaver)
* “DANA:” You know, you don’t act like a scientist.
“VENKMAN:” They’re kind of stiff.
“DANA:” You’re more like a game show host.
Louis Tulley: (Rick Moranis)
* “JANINE MELNITZ:” Do you want some coffee, Mr. Tulley?
“LOUIS:” (as Vince Klortho to Egon) Do I?
“SPENGLER:” Yes, have some.
“LOUIS:” (to Janine) Yes, have some.
* “SPENGLER:” Vince, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?
“VINCE KLORTHO:” Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
* “JANINE MELNITZ:” Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
“WINSTON ZEDDMORE:” Ah, if there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe ANYTHING you say.
* “WINSTON ZEDDMORE:” Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!!