The 2010 Movie quotes from Going the Distance
I was disappointed because I wasn’t in optimum condition. I needed a fluffer
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Jack off factory she calls a mouth
They don’t just build those Boston Markets anywhere you know.
“Why is there not one baby pigeon in this city, anywhere?!?”
They came in so fast i couldn’t go anywhere.
Box: “It’s not a mustache. It’s a time machine.”
Dan: “Yeah a time machine to the back of Burt Reynold’s Camaro.”
Phil: “They came in so fast I didn’t know where to go.”
you know , the only way you’re content in life is if you marry your bestfriend ..
they make each other laugh ..
Garrett: “Can I ask you a question?? I don’t know what your situation is, but I miss you.”
Erin: “That’s not a question.”
Garrett: “Yes it is.”
I have a tip for you.
the tip of your p nis?
Yeah its my favorite homoerotic fighter pilot movie
Garrett: Can i ask you a question?
Garrett: i dont know what state your in right now but i miss you
Erin: thats not a question ( then laughs )
Garrett: yes it is
“hey it’s nice to see you with your d in your pants”
if you want to become happy in life, marry your bestfriend
Speaking of sweethearts you can suck my dick!
It smells like skin infection in here!
Dan: we’re steering directly at you, were rowing like a bunch of viking slaves, but we’re steering directly at you.
“It’s not a mustache, its a time machine.”
-i really thought we were something..
-yes we were something.
Dry humping is no f*ckin joke!!!
What is the meanest lie you ever used to get someone out early in the morning?
I have to meet my wife for breakfast.
“You cut your own hair and you suck your own d*ck; you’re like a swiss army knife.”
Erin, I know you love this place but there is a creepy man watching us hug right now…
oh, it’s urine.. I smell urine..
oh, good, that means it’s a good club
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