How to Train Your Dragon Quotes

Girls walking away from explosions are sexy

The *sun* was in my eyes, Astrid! What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that you know!

It’s ok to lose your leg as long as you have a dragon you can use to get from one place to another

You’re small and you’re weak. That’ll make you less of a target! They’ll see you as sick or insane and go after the more viking-like teens instead.

Dragons are a lot like cats, unless you’re a dragon from the depths of hell itself, then you look more like a cow

Please, just two minutes! I’ll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better, I might even get a date!

A true friend always eats his buddy’s half of a regurgitated raw fish

The most important piece of equipment is your shield! If you must make a choice between a sword and a shield, take the shield!

Vikings live on a Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell basis

Eats its victims… burns its victims… buries its victims, chokes its victims, turns its victims inside-out

You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained! There will be consequences!

Chicks dig guys who can slay dragons, but they dig guys who can ride dragons even more.

From the time he could crawl, he’s been… different. He doesn’t listen, he has the attention span of a sparrow! I take him fishing, and he goes hunting for… for trolls!

Dragons always go for the kill. Unless they don’t. Then they let you ride them

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4 Responses to How to Train Your Dragon Quotes

  1. Haley says:

    “Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now…” -Fishlegs

  2. Haley says:

    Thank you.. for.. summing that up.

  3. Betty says:

    That dragon looks like a cat it really looks like a cat.. I could have sworn you had…. teeth!!!! my middle name is nothing hahahahahahahaha!!!!

  4. Shane says:

    “You are lonely and I’m lonely, so let’s be lonely together”

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