Jerry Maguire Movie Quotes

Jerry Maguire (Tome Cruise): I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during the super bowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not rest until that happens.

Ray: What’s wrong, mom?
Dorothy: First class is what’s wrong, honey. It used to be a better meal, now it’s a better life.

Jerry: You know, I don’t think we need to do the thing where we tell each other EVERYTHING.

Jerry: He said I don’t know what it’s like to be a black person? I’m Mister Black People.

Bob Sugar (Jay Mohr): Are you in or are you out? It’s not showfriends, it’s showbusiness.

Bob Sugar: I will kill for you. I will maim for you. I will rape and pillage for you.

Ray: Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?

Avery (Kelly Preston): It’s all about you, isn’t it? Soothe ME! Save ME! Love ME!

Jerry: Yes, jump right into my nightmare, the waters warm.

Jerry: See this jacket I’m wearing? Do you like it? ‘Cause I don’t really need it! Because I’m cloaked in failure!!

Rod: Well Boo- -Hoo. s

Jerry: That, ah, lone thing…is not my uh specialty.

Jerry: I am out here for you, you don’t know what it’s like to be me out here for you! It is an up at dawn pride swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about! Okay? God help me, help me Rod, help me help you!

Rod: See, that’s the difference between us. You think we’re fightin’, and I think we’re finally talkin’!

Dicky Fox: Unless you love everybody, you can’t sell anybody.

Jerry: Wow! That’s more than a dress…its a Audrey Hepburn movie.

Dorothy: Maybe, love shouldn’t be such hard work.

Dorothy: I think you should not come in…or come in. Depending on how you feel.
Jerry: Same to you.
Dorothy: No, I have to go in…I live here.

Dorothy: I love him for the..for the man he wants to be and I love him for the man that he almost is!

Rod: A real man wouldn’t shoplift the pootie from a single mother.
Jerry: I didn’t shoplift the pootie…allright, I shoplifted the pootie.

Dicky Fox: If this is empty [points to heart], this doesn’t matter [points to head].

Jerry: I love you…you complete me.

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