Kicking and Screaming Quotes

Grover: Well, I’m hammered. I mean I’m hiding it very well, I’m aware of that. But I’m pretty soused, can you tell?
Jane: No.
Grover: C’mon.
Jane: Well yeah, I mean, when you were at the bar you were saying diaphragm instead of diploma. Other than that no. What about me?
Grover: No. I had no idea, you seemed fine. I mean when you called Chet daddy I thought that was who he was, your daddy.

Grover: Ok, the way I see it, if we were an old couple, dated for years, graduated, away from all these scholastic complications, and I reached over and kissed you, you wouldn’t say a word, you’d be delighted, probably, but if I was to do that now it’d be quite forward, and if did it the first time we ever met you probably would hit me.
Jane: What do you mean?
Grover: I just wish we were an old couple so I could do that.

Max: What I use to able to pass off as a bad summer could now potentially turn into a bad life.

Otis: Cool! A dictionary! I’m gonna look up b j.

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