Nick Beam (Tim Robbins): Where do I start? It’s not you. Well actually it is you. Look, I’m just not… I’m not attracted to you anymore. I need space. You kinda… you kinda gross me out. In the beginning it was different. In the beginning you were better. But then I got to know you real well, and I came to realize that you’re a fat idiot.
T-Paul (Martin Lawrence): I’m a student of human nature.
Nick Beam: You’re a freak of human nature.
T: Not bad Nick, not bad – for a cheatin’ bitch.
Nick: Hey! Look don’t you call her that, you don’t know her, don’t call her that.
T: Okay, no disrespect, okay. What should I call her? “Monogamously challenged”?