George Hanson (Paul Rudd): I’m a simple guy, that’s why I teach first grade.
Nina (Jennifer Aniston): I like boys a lot, but I am not about to waste my time with some guy who doesn’t see things the way that I do… I mean do you really need this guy?
Nina: He’s not home to me, you are.
Nina: Freud doesn’t know privatepart about women!
Lewis: You don’t find anyone new ’til you’re brave enough to give up the old.
Rodney Fraser: I don’t think one should be too hard on oneself if the object of one’s affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.
Rodney: Don’t fix your life so that you’re left alone right when you come to the middle of it.
Nina: It’s not about having it all, it is about picking one person and making it work.
Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.
Nina: You can’t choose who you love.