Paul (Michael Rappaport): She’s not home.
Tommy (Matt Dillon): Where is she?
Paul: Bangin’ that guy.
Tommy: Buddy, she’s sleeping.
Paul: I bet you twenty dollars, Bird, she’s bangin’ that guy.
Kev: Bad
Tony (Anthony LaPaglia): So tell me again, why did you break up with Sherry?
Charlie (Mike Meyers): Tony, I told you already, all right? She’s a thief.
Tony: You don’t honestly believe that?
Charlie: Tony she’s a klepto! All right? Listen, to this day, I still
Geek: This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
Samantha: No problem.
Geek: I’ve never bagged a babe. I’m not a stud.
Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money?