Geek: This information cannot leave this room. Ok? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
Samantha: No problem.
Geek: I’ve never bagged a babe. I’m not a stud.
Geek: Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money?
Danny (Rob Lowe): Oh, you’re not leavin’ are ya?
Joan (Elizabeth Perkins): No, uh we’re walking in backwards.
Bernie (Jim Belushi): The broad from last night, huh?
Danny: Oh, yeah I pick up the phone to make a call and she’s on the line.
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I was disappointed because I wasn’t in optimum condition. I needed a fluffer
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Funny Quotes from the Other Guys
I’m a peacock, you’ve gotta let me FLY!
Ay ay ay if I want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your a** and work your mouth like a puppet
I was so drunk, I thought a
Funny Quotes from Grown Ups Movie
Lenny: Uh, wasted, kids, is.. Something.. That.. Happens.. When you have a hankering for ice cream.
Andre: Oh, I want to get wasted.
Charlotte: I want to get totally wasted.
Donna: I want to get wasted every single day of my
I hope you are enjoying third grade. You may be here for a while.
We saw your underpants!
Every princess needs a little sparkle.
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Despicable Me Movie Quotes
Miniature elephants are adorable even to highly trained Chinese security guards.
Curse you, tiny toilet!
Gru: Your dog has been leaving bombs in my yard.
Fred McDade: Oh you know