Casey (Drew Barrymore): Why do you want to know my name?
Killer: Because I want to know who I’m looking at. submitted by Marie
Sidney (Neve Campbell): How do you gut someone?
Stu (Matthew Lillard): You take a knife and slit ’em from groin to sternum.
Billy (Skeet Ulrich): Hey, its called tact you fu ckrag. submitted by Stephanie
Tatum (Rose McGowan): , nutcase. Where were you last night?
Randy: Working, thank you.
Tatum: At the video store? I thought they fired your sorry ass.
Stu: You better liver alone. Liver alone!
Killer: What is your favorite scary movie?
Sidney: Oh come on, you know I don’t watch that shit.
Killer: Why not? Too scared?
Sidney: No. No, it’s just what’s the point? There all the same: some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl, who can’t act, who’s always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door, it’s insulting! submitted by James
Gail Weathers (Courtney Cox): Look, Kenny, I know that you’re about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
Tatum: God dammit, Dewey!
Dewey (David Arquette): What’d Mom tell you? When I wear this badge you treat me like a man of the law. submitted by Marie
Tatum: God, I loved it! “I’ll send you a copy”, BAM! Bitch went down. “I’ll send you a copy”, BAM! Syd, super-bitch! You are so cool.
Tatum: Stupidity Leak!
Stu: I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.
Tatum: You can’t prove a rumor, that’s why it’s a rumor.
Randy: If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath– would you be standing in the horror section?
Randy: There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.
Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sydney would go out with me?
Randy: See, the police are always off track with this shit. If they’d watch Prom Night they’d save time. There’s a formula to it. A very simple formula–Everybody’s a suspect!!!!!
Randy: It’s the millennium, motives are incidental.
Tatum: Billy and his penis don’t deserve you
Tatum: Who am I? The beer wench?
Billy: Subtlety, Stu. You should look it up.
Billy: It’s all a movie. It’s all one great big movie, you know? You just can’t pick your genre.
Sydney: Why can’t I be a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno?
Billy: We all go a little mad sometimes.
Billy: Movies don’t create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative!
Sydney: Stu, Stu, Stu, what’s your motive? Billy’s got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?
Stu: Peer pressure, I’m far too sensitive.
Gail: I guess I remembered the safety that time you bastard. submitted by Marie