The blues brothers quotes

# ” “””JAKE:” Ya’ see, me and the Lord have an understanding.


# “”JAKE:” I’ll have four fried chickens, and a Coke.


# “”ELWOOD:” Illinois Nazis.
“JAKE:” I hate Illinois Nazis. speaker


# “(A heavenly light shines down on Jake during Rev. Cleophus’ service)
“JAKE:” The band…the band..
“REV. CLEOPHUS:” DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!
“JAKE:” THE BAND!!!
“REV. CLEOPHUS:” DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?!!
“ELWOOD:” What light?!
“REV. CLEOPHUS:” DO YOU SEEEE THE LIGHT?!
“JAKE:” YES!! YES!! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST…I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!


# “”JAKE:” How much for the little girl? The women, how much for the women?
“RESTAURANT PATRON:” What?
“JAKE:” Your women, I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your childrens! speaker (137 K .wav)


# “”JAKE:” I ran out of gas! I had a flat tire! I didn’t have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! speaker (206 K .wav)


# “(while being chased by cops through a shopping mall)
“ELWOOD:” Baby clothes…
“JAKE:” This place has got everything.


# “”JAKE:” (to Sister Mary Stigmata) 5 grand? No problem, we’ll have it for you in the morning. Let’s go, Elwood.
“SISTER MARY STIGMATA:” No, no, I will not take your filthy stolen money!
“JAKE:” Well then… I guess you’re really up shit creek.
(Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake with a ruler for swearing)
“SISTER MARY STIGMATA:” I beg your pardon, what did you say?
“JAKE:” I offered to help you… You refused to take our money. Then I said; I guess you’re really up Shit Creek.
(Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake with the ruler again)
“ELWOOD:” Christ Jake! Take it easy man.
(Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood)
“JAKE:” Oh shit!
(Sister Mary Stigmata hits Jake)
“ELWOOD:” Jesus Christ!
(Sister Mary Stigmata hits Elwood)
“JAKE:” Shit!


# “(Elwood & Jake in the old police car that Elwood uses to pick up Jake after getting out of prison)
“ELWOOD:” You don’t like it?
“JAKE:” No I don’t like it.
(Elwood floors it and jumps over an open drawbridge)
“JAKE:” Of course it’s got a lot of pickup.
“ELWOOD:” It’s got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it’s got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters so it’ll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Blues Mobile or what?
(Jake after lighting a cigarette)
“JAKE:” Fix the cigarette lighter.”

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