You are literally too stupid to insult.
Stu Price: You do know counting cards is illegal, right?
Alan Garner: It’s not illegal, it’s just frowned upon. Like masturbating in an airplane.
Phil Wenneck: I’m pretty sure that’s illegal, too.
Phil Wenneck: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice
I shouldn’t be here. I’m not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school. Or a Chuckie Cheese.
Allen: i would love to be able to breastfeed.
Allen: “I don’t think I could handle losing someone close again…It was so hard on me losing my grandfather”
Phil: “oh really? when did he die?”
Allen: “World War II
Tracy: “We’re getting married in five hours.”
Phil: “Yeah … that’s not gonna happen.”
Whose baby is that? Check its collar or something
I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill somebody
I hate Godzilla…I hate him too! I hate him, he destroys cities!