Funny Quotes from the Other Guys
I’m a peacock, you’ve gotta let me FLY!
Ay ay ay if I want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your a** and work your mouth like a puppet
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
“I don’t like you… If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out into the ocean and EAT YOU!”
—“A lion, really? Lions don’t like to swim! If you put it near a river, or some kind of fresh water source, that make sense. But the ocean? Swimming in 20 foot waves — I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa — to attack a 800-pound tuna with 20 or so of my friends with me? You’ll lose that battle, my friend. You’ll lose that battle 9 out of 10 times
Makes me feel like I’m going shopping for a training bra.
You have the right to remain silent… but I want to hear you scream!
Gator’s b!tches best be wearin jimmy’s!
Sweetie it’s a work station. You come in here, dressed like a hobo. It’s distracting.
Dont go chaising waterfalls.
Looks like someone has been playing Grand Theft Auto.
I’m going to break your hip.
From bodily fluids and hair samples, we’ve determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.
we should call ourselves the febreze brothers, because i smell a fresh start
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine