The Other Guys Movie Quotes

Funny Quotes from the Other Guys

I’m a peacock, you’ve gotta let me FLY!

Ay ay ay if I want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your a** and work your mouth like a puppet

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.

“I don’t like you… If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I’d swim out into the ocean and EAT YOU!”
—“A lion, really? Lions don’t like to swim! If you put it near a river, or some kind of fresh water source, that make sense. But the ocean? Swimming in 20 foot waves — I’m assuming it’s off the coast of South Africa — to attack a 800-pound tuna with 20 or so of my friends with me? You’ll lose that battle, my friend. You’ll lose that battle 9 out of 10 times

Makes me feel like I’m going shopping for a training bra.

You have the right to remain silent… but I want to hear you scream!

Gator’s b!tches best be wearin jimmy’s!

Sweetie it’s a work station. You come in here, dressed like a hobo. It’s distracting.

Dont go chaising waterfalls.

Looks like someone has been playing Grand Theft Auto.

I’m going to break your hip.

From bodily fluids and hair samples, we’ve determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.

we should call ourselves the febreze brothers, because i smell a fresh start

The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine

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14 Responses to The Other Guys Movie Quotes

  1. Anonymous says:

    “We’re the febreze brothers, cause we’re just so fresh right now!”

  2. Nedicity says:

    “Danson and highsmith – free hotdogs…for life” – crowd *Cheers*-“No drinks,no drinks” -Crowd *Booooo*- ” i cant do it, i can’t do it”

  3. anonymous says:

    ay ay ay you shut your face. If i want to hear you talk ill shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like puppet

  4. anonymous says:

    “You shot a bi-racial angel.”

    “I’m Derek Jeter. You shot me.”

    “You should of shot A-Rod!”

  5. anonymous says:

    “Pimps don’t cry.”

  6. anonymous says:

    “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say can be used………as a flotation device.”

    “You shot a bi-racial angel!”

    “I’m Derek Jeter. You shot me.”

    “You should of shot A-Rod.”

  7. Chad says:

    “We should call ourselves the febreze brothers, cause it feels so fresh right now”

  8. SNOOCHY24 says:

    “I’m gonna do you grandpa style.”

  9. Jerrod says:

    Robbie Johnson is GAYSA

  10. drizzy dre says:

    Bob: “My wife is making her famous deviled eggs. My waist line is FURIOUS.”

  11. Jordan says:

    “Terry you don’t have to be nice she looks kinda shitty”

  12. Jordan says:

    “Aim For The Bushes”

  13. Mohamad says:

    This chicken ribs tastes like a dog`s asshole

  14. Matt Newman says:

    ” You might think because of the beard that I’m really hairy, but im not… shaved”

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