The Truth About Cats & Dogs Movie Quotes

The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996)
Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what’s your skin regime?
Dr. Abby Barnes: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?

Abby: Did you call me?
Roy: What?
Abby: I heard dumb bitch. I assumed you were talking to me.
Roy: I was talking to her (gestures towards Noelle)
Abby: (to Noelle) Your name is dumb bitch TOO? No wonder! I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA.

Abby: If you are trapped in Biosphere 3, whom would you want to bring: Time’s Woman of the Year or Playboy’s Playmate of the Year?

Noelle: What’s wrong, Abby?
Abby: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won’t take care of.

Noelle: You and I combined make the perfect woman.
Abby: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.

Noelle: Let’s get shit-faced and see what happens.

Noelle: What is this? Is this cat hair?
Abby: I’m shedding. I’m extremely nervous.

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