The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996)
Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what’s your skin regime?
Dr. Abby Barnes: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?
Abby: Did you call me?
Abby: I heard dumb bitch. I assumed you were talking to me.
Roy: I was talking to her (gestures towards Noelle)
Abby: (to Noelle) Your name is dumb bitch TOO? No wonder! I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA.
Abby: If you are trapped in Biosphere 3, whom would you want to bring: Time’s Woman of the Year or Playboy’s Playmate of the Year?
Noelle: What’s wrong, Abby?
Abby: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won’t take care of.
Noelle: You and I combined make the perfect woman.
Abby: No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.
Noelle: Let’s get shit-faced and see what happens.
Noelle: What is this? Is this cat hair?
Abby: I’m shedding. I’m extremely nervous.