Linda: I’m not in love with Robbie-now, I’m in love with Robbie-six-years-ago.
Robbie: Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.
Robbie: Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance…me. And I’m pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.
Robbie: Well, we’re living in a material world, and I’m a material girl. Or Boy.