Tommy Boy Movie Quotes
Richard (David Spade): Tommy, back from college in just under a decade.
Tommy (Chris Farley): Hey, a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard: Yeah, they’re called doctors.
Richard: Did I hear a “niner” in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?
Tommy: It was cordless.
Tommy: If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
Richard: No, your face does.
Tommy: Fat man in a little coat! Fat guy in a little coat!
Tommy: Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let’s say I go into some guys office. Let’s say he’s even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited. I’m like Jo Jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. How I love my pet. So I pet it and I stroke it and I massage it. I love it. I love my little naughty pet. You’re naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go gszdkgs gszdkgs. OHHH!! I killed it!! I killed my sale! submitted by Bridget