Wayne’s World Quotes

Stacy (Lara Flynn Boyle): Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne (Mike Meyers): Stacy, we broke up 2 months ago!
Stacy: Well, that doesn’t mean we can’t still go out, does it?
Wayne: Well it does actually, that’s what breaking up is.

Stacy: Well, don’t you want to open your present?
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: Open it.
Wayne: What is it?
Stacy: It’s a gun rack.
Wayne: A gun rack… a gun rack. I don’t even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do… with a gun rack?
Stacy: You don’t like it? Fine! You know Wayne, if you’re not careful, you’re going to lose me.
Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago! We broke up! Are you mental?

Garth (Dana Carvey): Hey Phil, if you’re gonna spew, spew into this.

Wayne: Exsqueeze me? Baking powder?

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One Response to Wayne’s World Quotes

  1. garth says:

    I like them tiny and toasty

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