"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves" Bill Vaughan Quotes
In the next century it will be the early mechanical bird which gets the first plastic worm out of the artificial grass.
The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them.
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics
America is a land where a citizen will cross the ocean to fight for democracy -- and won't cross the street to vote in a national election
A statesman is any politician it's considered safe to name a school after.
People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
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