" The first sign of They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
"Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux " Quotes by Unknown
"Beautiful young people are acts of nature, But beautiful old people are works of art"
"being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed"
"Besides, I think Slackware sounds better than 'Microsoft,' don't you?"
"Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live."
"Going from DOS to Linux is like trading a glider for an F117"
"Happiness is not having what you want. It is wanting what you have"
"Hardware, The parts of a computer system that can be kicked."
"Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it. "
"Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel. "
"Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender."
"If it wasn't for dogs, some people would never go for a walk"
"If your opponent offers you a draw, try to work out why he thinks he's worse off"
"In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept destructive criticism. Without 100 percent dedication, you won't be able to do this"
"Invest in the future; have a child and teach her well"
"Is marriage much ado about nothing - or something much to do about everything?"
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." Quotes by Unknown
"Its easy to be an angel when you are in heaven" Quotes by Unknown
"Kisses that are easily obtained Are easily forgotten " Quotes by Unknown
"Life is like a war, in the end we're all defeated." (Unknown )
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"Life itself can't give you joy, unless you really will it. Life just gives you time and space, it's upto you to fill it. "
"Like branches on a tree we grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one. Each of our lives will always be a special part of the other." Quotes by Unknown
"Linux is not user-friendly. It _is_ user-friendly. It is not ignorant-friendly and idiot-friendly."
"linux: because a PC is a terrible thing to waste "
"linux: the choice of a GNU generation " Quotes by Unknown
"Lying is done with words, but also with silence"
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering"
"Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or Linux) is the answer"
"MS-DOS, you can't live with it, you can live without it." Quotes by Unknown
"Of course, the best way to get accurate information on Usenet is to post something wrong and wait for corrections"
"Once you've googled every single guy whose last name you remember that you slept with, the internet sorta becomes a useless tool"
"Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon man"
"Sisters are for sharing laughter and wiping tears"
"Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else, there's Google"
"The better I know men the more I admire dogs"
"The box said that I needed to have Windows 98 or better... so I installed Linux"
"The New Year, like an Infant Heir to the whole world, was waited for, with welcomes, presents, and rejoicings"
"The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach."
"This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love"
"Time cuts down all, Both great and small. "
"We are each of us angels with only one wing, to fly we need only embrace each other"
"We will either find a way, or make one. "
"When you kiss me Without uttering a single word You speak to my soul "
"Winning isn't everything... but losing is nothing"
"Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. " (Japanese proverb)
"Women still remember the first kiss After men have forgotten the last "
"You are everything that is, your thoughts, your life, your dreams come true. You are everything you choose to be. You are as unlimited as the endless universe. "
"You aren't a real engineer until you make one $50000 mistake"