* “GEORGE:” Aren’t those the guys that always go crazy and come back with a gun and shoot everybody? “NEWMAN:” Sometimes… “JERRY:” Why is that? “NEWMAN:” Because the mail never stops. It just keeps coming and coming and coming, there’s never a let-up. It’s relentless. Every day it piles up more and more and more! … [Read more…]
* “ELAINE:” Get out! * (talking about their relationship) “JERRY:” I mean, it was something we did. Probably about, what? Twenty-five times? “ELAINE:” Thirty-seven. * “ELAINE:” Y’know I can think of at least six known offensive odours that I would rather smell than what’s livin’ in your car. “JERRY:” What about skunk? “ELAINE:” I don’t … [Read more…]
* (Jerry’s girlfriend walks in on George as he is changing) “RACHEL:” (She screams) Oh my God! I’m sorry, I thought this was the baby’s room. (she looks down) I’m really sorry. (She exits) “GEORGE:” I was in the pool! I was in the pool! * “GEORGE:” Well I just got back from swimming in … [Read more…]
* Kramer enters after Jerry and George try to convince the NYU writer that they aren’t gay – not that there is anything wrong with that) “KRAMER:” Hey, C’mon! Let’s go! I thought we were going to take a steam! “GEORGE:” No! “JERRY:” No steam! “KRAMER:” Well I don’t want to sit there naked all … [Read more…]
* “JERRY:” Two bedrooms? Why do I need two bedrooms? I got enough trouble maintaining activity in one. * “JERRY:” I remember that it’s a good thing. Someday, I hope to do it again. (talking about sex) * “GEORGE:” C’mon, go along… “JERRY:” I’m not goin’ along. I can just see you in Berlin in … [Read more…]