Category Archives: Cheers

Sam Malone Sam Mayday Quotes from Cheers * “DIANE:” Oh Sam, I have wonderful plans for every room in the entire house. “SAM:” That’s funny so do I. Why don’t we start right here in the living room. These floors … Continue reading →

# # “REBECCA:” You know, I really think I CAN put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This will be the second one that I cooked and BELIEVE ME the first one was not the disaster that my family said it … Continue reading →

# “LILITH:” Oh, for goodness sakes Frasier, we’ve been intimate several times this last month. Look at my day planner. We were together every night this last weekend. Oh, good heavens, that wasn’t you! # “REBECCA:” Everybody hold on, there … Continue reading →

# “FRASIER:” Hello in there Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world? speaker (53 K .wav) # “FRASIER:” Well I don’t…I mean…I…I do… I…I…I nev. I WILL NOT BE GRILLED LIKE A COMMON CRIMINAL! speaker (48 … Continue reading →

# “SAM:” You are the nuttiest, the stupidest, the phoniest fruitcake I ever met! “DIANE:” You Sam Malone are the most arrogant self centered… “SAM & DIANE:” (together) SHUT UP! “SAM:” Shut your fat mouth! “DIANE:” Make me “SAM:” Make … Continue reading →

Norm Peterson Quotes from Cheers * “NORM:” 2:00 sure. Hey listen, now what exactly do I do? “MARKETING REP:” Well, you’ll be in a room with several other volunteers and you’ll be tasting several varieties of beer. We’ll pay you … Continue reading →

Cliff Clavin Quotes from Cheers Quotes # ” CLIFF:” It’s a little known fact that the tan became popular in what is known as the Bronze Age. # ” CLIFF: ” It’s a little known fact that smartest animal is … Continue reading →