Famous Cowboy Quotes

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked, shouldn’t it follow that cowboys would be deranged?

“A horse can lend its rider the speed and strength he or she lacks, but the rider who is wise remembers it is no more than a loan.” Pam Brown

A cowboy is a man with guts and a horse. William James

Shirts that cost more than a weeks worth of groceries are like horseshoes that cost more than a horse

You can either go cry in the truck or cowboy up

When you count your blessings, count your horse twice.

Cowboys don’t take bath, they just dust off!

Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.cowoy quotes

I didn’t have the guts to be a cowboy. I had the ignorance

Good ride, cowboy. What a good metaphor for life.” – Bob Doyle

The best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a horse

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

this is one little girl who would rather muzzle a horse than kiss a boy

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? The Outlaw Josey Wales

Now look, that damned cowboy is President of the United States.- Marcus A Hanna

It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor.

“No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.” Winston Churchill

How to ride a horse:
Step One – Mount the horse.
Step Two – Stay mounted …

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Real cowboys never run, they just ride away.

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, “Dust to dust,” some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, “I’ll be waiting for you in heaven–with a gun  Jack Handey

There never was a horse that couldn’t be rode;
Never was a cowboy who couldn’t be throwed.

Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but it’s sure crucial to know what it was.


“you can tell a true cowboy by the type of horse that he rides”

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1 Response to Famous Cowboy Quotes

  1. Adam lowrey says:

    It aint the hat that makes the cowboy its the cowboy that makes the hat

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